Slow down there, Ace Detective. Those are some serious allegations. If you keep accusing me of crimes I couldn't possibly commit, I'll revoke your coffee & curry privileges.
[He'll slap a sticky note on the curry pot that says "free for everyone - except Khun". That'll show him.]
I'm in better shape than you. [ do let the anime art style or his slender build deceive you, he is not in fact a twink! but you wouldn't know unless you got him topless so that's fair. ]
[Ah, good, it worked. Anyone else would probably be embarrassed in this situation, but not Akira. It's better that Khun sees him as a harmless little weirdo and nothing more.
Akira remains where he's seated, lifting a hand to wave Khun off.]
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[He'll slap a sticky note on the curry pot that says "free for everyone - except Khun". That'll show him.]
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[ khun calls bs. also he's just way too knife happy in these situations. ]
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I said I'm normal, not that I'd let you stab me without a fight. In that case, I'd have to stab you back. Only fair, right?
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[ khun's also more amused than anything else. ]
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[There's a challenging, playful lilt to Akira's words. Just normal schoolboy things, surely.]
I could use a new punching bag, but I don't know how well you'd hold up. Then again, looks are deceiving, aren't they?
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I'm in better shape than you. [ do let the anime art style or his slender build deceive you, he is not in fact a twink! but you wouldn't know unless you got him topless so that's fair. ]
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[He's joking. Just joking. Don't flash the Khunies in front of the pure innocent coffee.]
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I have to give you credit for being bold, but that's all I'm giving you.
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Don't take my jokes too seriously. If I really wanted to see you topless, I'd hit you with my shirt-melting beam.
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khun raises an eyebrow. ]
Do all innocent schoolboys have that skill?
[ ...you know there's some part of his brain that probably considers if such a thing exists because where he comes from is wild. ]
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[Akira puts his hands together kamehameha-style and takes aim at Khun...!
...And a light breeze ruffles his shirt (7). Womp womp.]
You're lucky I didn't hit you with my full strength. If I had, I would've torn you to shreds.
[Maybe his ineptitude will convince Khun he's truly nothing more than a meek little schoolboy.]
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Maybe you're the one who's crazy and not the weird milk. [ he'll finish the last sip of the coffee but then he's getting up to leave. ]
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[Ah, good, it worked. Anyone else would probably be embarrassed in this situation, but not Akira. It's better that Khun sees him as a harmless little weirdo and nothing more.
Akira remains where he's seated, lifting a hand to wave Khun off.]
Have a good one.