[Malice has absolutely been keeping an eye on who goes where to figure out where everyone's rooms are. After all, what if he needs to call on someone in the middle of the night for Reasons?? So clearly he doesn't want to knock on the wrong door in case any of these humans keep reasonable hours (they do not).
Which brings us to today. It's not quite nighttime, but it's later in the day which is a great time for Malice's current quest: locate Yamato and convince him to help make sugar. Surely this will not go stupidly when there's a vampire who can't eat sugar involved.
Knock, knock, buddy!! And if you even have a question who it is at the door, Malice's voice rings out:]
Hey, Yama! Need your help with somethin'!
[you are yama now. it's you. enjoy your dumb nickname.]
Which brings us to today. It's not quite nighttime, but it's later in the day which is a great time for Malice's current quest: locate Yamato and convince him to help make sugar. Surely this will not go stupidly when there's a vampire who can't eat sugar involved.
Knock, knock, buddy!! And if you even have a question who it is at the door, Malice's voice rings out:]
Hey, Yama! Need your help with somethin'!
[you are yama now. it's you. enjoy your dumb nickname.]
Aww c'mon, I still haven't seen yours so you've gotta make one!
[...This was not why he came here, but suddenly this is his entire reason for being here, apparently?? Please make a third nametag, Yamato. You know you want to(???).]
[...This was not why he came here, but suddenly this is his entire reason for being here, apparently?? Please make a third nametag, Yamato. You know you want to(???).]
[wow????????]
Hey! You know I'm not gonna leave until you give in, yeah? I could stand here knockin' or yellin' all night - I'm nocturnal!
[i am so sorry to yamato's hallmates...]
Hey! You know I'm not gonna leave until you give in, yeah? I could stand here knockin' or yellin' all night - I'm nocturnal!
[i am so sorry to yamato's hallmates...]
[Smart man!! Because Malice would absolutely continue making a nuisance of himself.
Anyway, this just went from dumb to hilarious and now Malice is even more invested in getting Yamato a third nametag.]
'Cause clearly you ain't made the perfect one yet if you're not wearin' it around all the time! C'mon, it'll be fun! We'll put way more glitter on this one!
["""fun"""]
Anyway, this just went from dumb to hilarious and now Malice is even more invested in getting Yamato a third nametag.]
'Cause clearly you ain't made the perfect one yet if you're not wearin' it around all the time! C'mon, it'll be fun! We'll put way more glitter on this one!
["""fun"""]
Aww, c'mon, you're no fun.
[But he's grinning as he says it and Malice holds up his good hand in surrender.]
But alright, no glitter an' I'll try to keep my voice down.
[...he's really not much quieter but this does seem to be An Attempt. Come on, it's not that late!!!]
[But he's grinning as he says it and Malice holds up his good hand in surrender.]
But alright, no glitter an' I'll try to keep my voice down.
[...he's really not much quieter but this does seem to be An Attempt. Come on, it's not that late!!!]
Yeah, yeah.
[He waves his good hand at that and takes the lead!! Off we go to make you a third nametag!!
The first order of business is to grab a bunch of markers - which colors do you need? All of them. Once he's gathered all of that, Malice takes a seat nearby and gestures for Yamato to get started.]
You got any nicknames or anythin'? You could make a nametag that says somethin' different.
[He waves his good hand at that and takes the lead!! Off we go to make you a third nametag!!
The first order of business is to grab a bunch of markers - which colors do you need? All of them. Once he's gathered all of that, Malice takes a seat nearby and gestures for Yamato to get started.]
You got any nicknames or anythin'? You could make a nametag that says somethin' different.
"Yama"'s pretty cute.
[Which is why he uses it!!]
Any meanin' behind the "san" part? Or "Nikaido"?
[Which is why he uses it!!]
Any meanin' behind the "san" part? Or "Nikaido"?
Oh, so it's like... a form of respect?
[He's learning so much!! Shame he will not call you Yama-san.]
Humans don't really have family names where I come from. An' vampires' family names are... different.
[He makes a face at that. Vampire nobility..........]
[He's learning so much!! Shame he will not call you Yama-san.]
Humans don't really have family names where I come from. An' vampires' family names are... different.
[He makes a face at that. Vampire nobility..........]
[rude!!!]
Gotcha. Other worlds sure are different, huh...
[He likes that, though. It's fun learning about all these different places with completely different cultures and norms!
But his look sours again at that.]
They're like... real pretentious. My ol' lady's name is Rosalie of Annihilation Eclipse. "Annihilation Eclipse" is her family, an' they insist on always usin' full names with people they're tryin' not to piss off, so it's just a huge pain in the ass.
An' all the names are like that too! Duskfang, Hell's Gate, Shadowbind, Crimson Depths... I could keep goin' but you get the idea.
[he is not the only edgelord in his world, sadly.]
Gotcha. Other worlds sure are different, huh...
[He likes that, though. It's fun learning about all these different places with completely different cultures and norms!
But his look sours again at that.]
They're like... real pretentious. My ol' lady's name is Rosalie of Annihilation Eclipse. "Annihilation Eclipse" is her family, an' they insist on always usin' full names with people they're tryin' not to piss off, so it's just a huge pain in the ass.
An' all the names are like that too! Duskfang, Hell's Gate, Shadowbind, Crimson Depths... I could keep goin' but you get the idea.
[he is not the only edgelord in his world, sadly.]
Yeah, they're a right pain.
[Says the guy who named himself "Malice"...]
She's... Nah, she's my mom. Though due to some shitty circumstances, I grew up without her an' she thought I was dead until we met up a few years back.
[Despite this, he doesn't exactly sound thrilled about it.]
I ended up ditchin' her, though. She's one of the more powerful nobles an' that life? It definitely ain't for me. She tried to be patient with me, but can you even imagine me talkin' all proper-like? No way in hell it was happenin'.
[Says the guy who named himself "Malice"...]
She's... Nah, she's my mom. Though due to some shitty circumstances, I grew up without her an' she thought I was dead until we met up a few years back.
[Despite this, he doesn't exactly sound thrilled about it.]
I ended up ditchin' her, though. She's one of the more powerful nobles an' that life? It definitely ain't for me. She tried to be patient with me, but can you even imagine me talkin' all proper-like? No way in hell it was happenin'.
...Heh.
[It's quiet, and not quite a laugh, but Malice's expression relaxes back into the usual smile.]
Somethin' shitty happen with your folks too?
[It's quiet, and not quite a laugh, but Malice's expression relaxes back into the usual smile.]
Somethin' shitty happen with your folks too?
Not like I got a home to write to, but I get your meanin'.
[He props his elbow on the table and then his chin on his hand.]
I ain't gonna push; you don't have to talk 'bout it if you don't wanna. But if you need someone willin' to lend an ear at any point, I'll be around. You can count on me not to judge you too harshly for anythin' at least, yeah? 'Sides, you listened to me 'bout my mom, least I could do is return the favor.
[It's light, but it's not a joke.]
[He props his elbow on the table and then his chin on his hand.]
I ain't gonna push; you don't have to talk 'bout it if you don't wanna. But if you need someone willin' to lend an ear at any point, I'll be around. You can count on me not to judge you too harshly for anythin' at least, yeah? 'Sides, you listened to me 'bout my mom, least I could do is return the favor.
[It's light, but it's not a joke.]

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