[ khun's been on a mission to meet all his neighbors, though he wasn't expecting to meet them quite like this—that is, with maya coming in from the courtyard looking like she's been through a hurricane.
he throws her a lazy wave and heads over. ]
Bad hair day? [ teasingly, judging by his smile. ]
[Well, that was fun! Driving was one thing, but whizzing along on a broom like a character out of a children's book is another. She still misses her car, but hey, she'll take what she can get.
As such, she's not even really all that bothered by the fact that there's still a stray leaf or two caught in her hair, although she does finish up with combing some of the more unruly strands out of her face before she steps back inside the manor. There's a brief blink at the greeting before she returns the smile with a wide one of her own, not embarrassed at all about her messy hair.]
Ahahaha! You could say that! Turns out it'd be a good idea to bring a hair tie with you before you go out on any flying trips.
[Not that doing that would solve the leaf issue but meh... meh!!]
[ taps a finger against his hair where he's got a blue bandana (though honestly it probably looks like he's rocking a streak of bright blue unless you're close) woven into his hair somehow. ]
It never hurts to be prepared. [ his smile drops after that with a light sigh. ] I wish I could say the same about this place though. There's not much in the way of actual beauty amenities here.
[ with the air of that he's talking about a hotel and not just a random place they've been whisked away to against their will. ]
[khun still wins the award for the stabbiest-looking bandana in the manor, but honestly fair enough, maybe she should at least keep a scarf or something in her pocket (or just keep yoloing it and deal with the consequences later)
Anyways, she can't really disagree, although it doesn't really bother her to the extent that it seems to bother Khun. Still, if Ulala were here, she imagines she'd be seeing a comparable reaction.]
Well, it is a place for wizards to live. Maybe they could manage their appearances with magic?
[Although that definitely still means they didn't account for them being complete amateurs to being wizards.]
[What a bourgeoisie vibe... Well, he's not wrong about the short term though, it'll probably be a ways off before she's ready to do anything like that.
But at the prospect of the shopping trip...]
Hmmmm. Sure, why not! Besides, if you're that particular about this sort of thing, I'll bet there's no better person to ask for recommendations.
[Also she's probably gotta fix her hair at some point anyway, so!!]
[ he tilts his head a little curiously at -san, he can make an assumption here, but it's still not an honorific he's heard before. ]
Hair supplies of course, and other staples. There's not much a point in saving our money when we're just starting out, and I bed the Sage would take pity on us if we actually went bankrupt.
[ just a tad deviously, please ignore how much he sounds like a hedgefund manager on top of being bougie. ]
[look it was that or Khun-kun but that sounds halfway between dumb and cutesy he seems old enough for -san
And wow, look at this shrewd spending strategy?!]
I guess it would be a problem if we ended up too destitute to afford anything... but I'm not sure the sage actually has that much money to spare.
[She could be wrong and maybe coming here as the sage means you get a nice nest egg on top of the wizard assistants, but that still seems optimistic? Anyway, talk of funds aside.]
Oh, mostly supermarkets and department stores, if we're looking for the fundamentals. I've also gone to some cosmetics shops for some fancier shampoos and things, but that stuff can be pretty expensive.
[ he's 17 going on like 28 so valid? she could call him AA-kun if she really gets to know him though. ]
It's worth the money, but it's better if you don't need to worry about the pricetag in the first place. [ does khun look at pricetags anyway? yes, to make sure he's not getting ripped off, not because he's worried about his bottom line.
but whee market. ]
Hmm...this looks a bit more free form than I'm used to. Usually there's a catalogue of some sort, but I guess we'll have to go merchant by merchant here.
Well, I'll admit I wouldn't say no to a good meal after this. But I have been looking for a few more things to spruce up my room.
[Putting the crab down because Khun doesn't seem like a fan, what a shame. She'll gesture at the other figurines which are hopefully less disturbing than the crab.]
Sounds good! I've been meaning to explore this world's cuisine more, so we can just go and find a place that looks nice.
[Honestly, she's not expecting him to treat her though so if he offers that would be like a bonus?? But also she would probably make his wallet regret it rip.
But hey, that one's pretty nice too.]
Oh, the pose is really cute! Are you a fan of reptiles?
[ honestly he would be impressed if she could manage that because he is sir "i rented out the entire cafe and paid people to sit in and have lunch so my business meeting is ostensibly in public but actually private". do you eat more than a giant crocodile maya. ]
I think if I said that, he'd get a big head even from here. [ a smile and shake of his head. ] I have one as a teammate back home. He used to be about three meters tall, but he insulted the wrong person and now pretty much looks like this.
[ poking the figure playfully in his palm and tipping it over. ]
[well she made her co-worker want to almost puke when going to an all-you-can-eat ramen restaurant so idk!!! maybe she and this giant croc can have an eating contest one day!!! (she'd probably lose tho)]
A crocodile teammate!? That sounds more like a demon to me...
[But in fairness, a small pudgy crocodile isn't terribly threatening, so maybe that's part of it too?]
He acts like one sometimes. He doesn't like being called a crocodile either, but he calls all humans turtles, so it's fair play, really. [ yeah he's buying this thing. ]
[There's something ironic about a reptile naming humans after another type of reptile, but maybe it's like a person calling someone else a monkey?? Anyway, she'll let Khun go about his purchase as she lightly browses the other wares. Maybe she'll come back at a later point to buy the crab figurine (or find it tragically shattered to a thousand pieces so it can't traumatize anyone ever again), but for now, she's ready to move on once he's finished.]
If he isn't actually a crocodile or a demon, then what does he call himself?
His species is a Wraithraiser, they're one of the few native populations of the tower. Usually he just calls himself the "Great and Powerful Rak" or something else along those lines.
[ small croc acquired! also give him a second to process what Maya just said in its entirety. tilting his head at her curiously. ]
Does that mean you've met actual literal demons before?
[Wraithraiser definitely sounds like something that you could spin a rumor or two out of. Also the 'population of the tower' thing definitely warrants a question too, but looks like the ball's back in her court for now.]
Yeah, I have. They're not something most people would know about, but one thing just led to another, so I've gotten used to seeing them around. They can be pretty helpful if you say the right things!
early on? time is nebulous
he throws her a lazy wave and heads over. ]
Bad hair day? [ teasingly, judging by his smile. ]
time is truly a lie!!
As such, she's not even really all that bothered by the fact that there's still a stray leaf or two caught in her hair, although she does finish up with combing some of the more unruly strands out of her face before she steps back inside the manor. There's a brief blink at the greeting before she returns the smile with a wide one of her own, not embarrassed at all about her messy hair.]
Ahahaha! You could say that! Turns out it'd be a good idea to bring a hair tie with you before you go out on any flying trips.
[Not that doing that would solve the leaf issue but meh... meh!!]
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It never hurts to be prepared. [ his smile drops after that with a light sigh. ] I wish I could say the same about this place though. There's not much in the way of actual beauty amenities here.
[ with the air of that he's talking about a hotel and not just a random place they've been whisked away to against their will. ]
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Anyways, she can't really disagree, although it doesn't really bother her to the extent that it seems to bother Khun. Still, if Ulala were here, she imagines she'd be seeing a comparable reaction.]
Well, it is a place for wizards to live. Maybe they could manage their appearances with magic?
[Although that definitely still means they didn't account for them being complete amateurs to being wizards.]
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[ the bespoke way of life. ]
And that doesn't help us out right now anyway.
[ he thinks for a moment. ]
You up for a shopping trip?
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But at the prospect of the shopping trip...]
Hmmmm. Sure, why not! Besides, if you're that particular about this sort of thing, I'll bet there's no better person to ask for recommendations.
[Also she's probably gotta fix her hair at some point anyway, so!!]
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Great. I'm Khun Aguero Agnes by the way, but you can just call me Khun.
[ to the magical elevator! ]
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[And yes, to the magical elevator they gooooo.]
Are you looking for anything specific? A lot of what they sell here is pretty different compared to what I'm used to.
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Hair supplies of course, and other staples. There's not much a point in saving our money when we're just starting out, and I bed the Sage would take pity on us if we actually went bankrupt.
[ just a tad deviously, please ignore how much he sounds like a hedgefund manager on top of being bougie. ]
What kind of markets are you used to?
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that sounds halfway between dumb and cutesyhe seems old enough for -sanAnd wow, look at this shrewd spending strategy?!]
I guess it would be a problem if we ended up too destitute to afford anything... but I'm not sure the sage actually has that much money to spare.
[She could be wrong and maybe coming here as the sage means you get a nice nest egg on top of the wizard assistants, but that still seems optimistic? Anyway, talk of funds aside.]
Oh, mostly supermarkets and department stores, if we're looking for the fundamentals. I've also gone to some cosmetics shops for some fancier shampoos and things, but that stuff can be pretty expensive.
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It's worth the money, but it's better if you don't need to worry about the pricetag in the first place. [ does khun look at pricetags anyway? yes, to make sure he's not getting ripped off, not because he's worried about his bottom line.
but whee market. ]
Hmm...this looks a bit more free form than I'm used to. Usually there's a catalogue of some sort, but I guess we'll have to go merchant by merchant here.
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Ahaha... Wow, you must be pretty well off then.
[It's not like her salary's even bad either, it's just like damn, this guy is probably one rich bitch (paraphrased)?? But yay market.]
A catalogue would be convenient, but it can be fun to just browse too... Oh hey, it looks like they have some cute figurines here!
[Hair care quest is already derailed because she's now poking at a couple of small glass animals on display.]
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[ nah he is absolutely a rich bitch.
khun will not forget hair care quest but he also doesn't mind getting a bit distracted. he has to get the lay of the land anyway.
animal figurines, huh. ]
One catch your eye?
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[She'll just hold up a small crab figurine that looks mildly unsettling because of the way its eyes bug out! You know the one.]
Seems like the kind that would be pretty tasty if it were real, huh?
[are we still okay with hair care quest having been delayed for this or]
FISHY WHY
Is this your way of telling me you're hungry?
sparkles at you
[Putting the crab down because Khun doesn't seem like a fan, what a shame. She'll gesture at the other figurines which are hopefully less disturbing than the crab.]
Anything you'd be interested in picking up?
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[ he'll pay even if money is somewhat fake here, his values are still important.
looking at the figurines though- ]
Hmm...maybe this one. It's a pretty life-like rendition. [ he holds up a pudgy looking alligator. aww. ]
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[Honestly, she's not expecting him to treat her though so if he offers that would be like a bonus?? But also she would probably make his wallet regret it rip.
But hey, that one's pretty nice too.]
Oh, the pose is really cute! Are you a fan of reptiles?
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I think if I said that, he'd get a big head even from here. [ a smile and shake of his head. ] I have one as a teammate back home. He used to be about three meters tall, but he insulted the wrong person and now pretty much looks like this.
[ poking the figure playfully in his palm and tipping it over. ]
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A crocodile teammate!? That sounds more like a demon to me...
[But in fairness, a small pudgy crocodile isn't terribly threatening, so maybe that's part of it too?]
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He acts like one sometimes. He doesn't like being called a crocodile either, but he calls all humans turtles, so it's fair play, really. [ yeah he's buying this thing. ]
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If he isn't actually a crocodile or a demon, then what does he call himself?
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[ small croc acquired! also give him a second to process what Maya just said in its entirety. tilting his head at her curiously. ]
Does that mean you've met actual literal demons before?
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[Wraithraiser definitely sounds like something that you could spin a rumor or two out of. Also the 'population of the tower' thing definitely warrants a question too, but looks like the ball's back in her court for now.]
Yeah, I have. They're not something most people would know about, but one thing just led to another, so I've gotten used to seeing them around. They can be pretty helpful if you say the right things!
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[ he believes her because of everything he's seen here, though it's still pretty confusing for him. ]
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