Milk that comes from creatures in the Forest of Dreams to the North. One of them, at least. Totsuka and I didn't go around and milk every weird creature we saw.
[Akira was hoping for something like a unicorn or a lamia, but we can't all get what we want.]
Curious? Try it yourself. Just don't drink it if you're feeling remotely inclined to strangle someone.
This entire conversation. Would a poor defenseless schoolboy really journey into such a dangerous place for milk? More than that, would he make it out alive?
[ since tatara isn't really any help on his lonesome there.
khun nods. ]
If I don't like it, I won't drink it. And if I really need a cup of coffee then, I'll just come find you instead.
Slow down there, Ace Detective. Those are some serious allegations. If you keep accusing me of crimes I couldn't possibly commit, I'll revoke your coffee & curry privileges.
[He'll slap a sticky note on the curry pot that says "free for everyone - except Khun". That'll show him.]
I'm in better shape than you. [ do let the anime art style or his slender build deceive you, he is not in fact a twink! but you wouldn't know unless you got him topless so that's fair. ]
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Hallucinate. What kind of milk does that, unless it's a dairy alternative made of mushrooms?
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[Akira was hoping for something like a unicorn or a lamia, but we can't all get what we want.]
Curious? Try it yourself. Just don't drink it if you're feeling remotely inclined to strangle someone.
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...and why did you want to strangle him? [ he assumes it was him and not some random forest nymph or something. ]
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[And— wait a second.]
Why is your first instinct to assume that I choked him anyway? That's pretty rude, Khun. You're rude.
[You're gonna make him cry here, pal.]
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[ or at least khun can't imagine it without it being more than deserved. ]
And yeah, I am. And?
[ at least he will always totally own up for being a jerk. ]
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[Wow!! He's just like Akechi fr. Akira doesn't sound remotely offended, for the record.]
Well, you're not wrong. In any case, I need your opinion on that coffee. I could use someone with a discriminating palette around here.
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[ grin.
but the coffee right... that settled, he does take a sip. ]
This is good. Strong, but that's not a bad thing. The aroma is pretty unique too.
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...Do you feel anything? Strange tingling? Numbness in hands and feet? The feeling of snakes crawling on your skin?
[Just checking! You never know!!]
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[ time is fake though is this coffee magic coffee do i need to roll!!! ]
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Oh? You'd kill a poor, defenseless schoolboy? You're even crueler than I thought.
[No rolling required!! That coffee is perfectly safe, this time.]
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[ he takes another sip because he hasn't felt anything yet and if it's not poisonous, it's actually quite a good cup of coffee. ]
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[This ordinary schoolboy is curious. Fixing himself a cup, Akira rounds the counter to sit next to Khun on a barstool.]
I cook pretty often. If I leave any extra coffee in the chemex, you're welcome to it. Just don't complain if it's ever too sweet for your liking.
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[ since tatara isn't really any help on his lonesome there.
khun nods. ]
If I don't like it, I won't drink it. And if I really need a cup of coffee then, I'll just come find you instead.
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[He'll slap a sticky note on the curry pot that says "free for everyone - except Khun". That'll show him.]
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[ khun calls bs. also he's just way too knife happy in these situations. ]
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I said I'm normal, not that I'd let you stab me without a fight. In that case, I'd have to stab you back. Only fair, right?
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[ khun's also more amused than anything else. ]
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[There's a challenging, playful lilt to Akira's words. Just normal schoolboy things, surely.]
I could use a new punching bag, but I don't know how well you'd hold up. Then again, looks are deceiving, aren't they?
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I'm in better shape than you. [ do let the anime art style or his slender build deceive you, he is not in fact a twink! but you wouldn't know unless you got him topless so that's fair. ]
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[He's joking. Just joking. Don't flash the Khunies in front of the pure innocent coffee.]
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I have to give you credit for being bold, but that's all I'm giving you.
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Don't take my jokes too seriously. If I really wanted to see you topless, I'd hit you with my shirt-melting beam.
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khun raises an eyebrow. ]
Do all innocent schoolboys have that skill?
[ ...you know there's some part of his brain that probably considers if such a thing exists because where he comes from is wild. ]
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[Akira puts his hands together kamehameha-style and takes aim at Khun...!
...And a light breeze ruffles his shirt (7). Womp womp.]
You're lucky I didn't hit you with my full strength. If I had, I would've torn you to shreds.
[Maybe his ineptitude will convince Khun he's truly nothing more than a meek little schoolboy.]
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Maybe you're the one who's crazy and not the weird milk. [ he'll finish the last sip of the coffee but then he's getting up to leave. ]
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