[...Yeah. The only reasonable thing to do at this point is quit before one of them breaks an ankle. Akira reluctantly lets go of Yamato's hands and steps back,]
[Thank you for trying...? Akira manages with great effort to wobble up onto his knees. He's just in time to see that banana start flashing bright red like a cartoon bomb about to go off.]
I think I'm seeing things.
[He hopes he's seeing things. Alas, I rolled a (1), so the banana peel explodes. Roll to save Yamato's ass I guess.]
[ The cycle of death...stops here! Yamato is spared from the exploding banana (15) because he rolls out just in time. He stares at it for a while, trying to take in what just happened, before he lets out an exasperated sigh. ]
[Oh, thank fuck. Any other banana peels want to come for their lives? Akira's just gonna. Sit here, catch his breath, and wonder what he did to piss the universe off so badly that two attempts were made on his life in one evening.]
I think we're cursed. Definitely cursed. That, or you were trying to shatter my ankles on purpose.
But I've been thinking about offering him some lessons myself. How about you control the left hand and I take the right? That way there's no possible way he can ruin the dish.
It's settled. It might take some wrangling to get that man where we need him, but I'll contact you when it's time to put the plan into motion. Stay strong, Yamato.
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Ha...haha...are you sure about that?
[ AND YET, THEY'RE STILL GOING.... The dance persists. ]
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I'm... pretty sure? No one can be this unlucky.
[Surely not...]
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[ He gets kicked in the ankle and he ends up stepping on Akira's foot again as a result (4). This is bad. This is so bad. ]
Okay, okay, hang on. Let's take a break. This is horrible.
1/???
2/???
done
Ah...
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He moves to try and help Akira up...and he ends up slipping on the same banana peel and also lands flat on his ass (5). ]
Ow.
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I think I'm seeing things.
[He hopes he's seeing things. Alas, I rolled a (1), so the banana peel explodes. Roll to save Yamato's ass I guess.]
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What the hell was that about?
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I think we're cursed. Definitely cursed. That, or you were trying to shatter my ankles on purpose.
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[ Come on, boss! He's your assistant, remember. ]
We're cursed. Do you think someone put a curse on us on purpose?
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What if it was Solomon? I bet his cooking cursed me with a thousand years of bad luck. Touching me made it rub off on you too!
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[ Since, apparently, that's a thing they can do now!! ]
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[Akira licks a finger and holds it up like he's checking the direction of the wind. There is no wind in his room.]
It feels like moth balls and lies.
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[ Or is Akira just salty about the food. He hasn't spoken to Solomon outside of the crime scene, so??? ]
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Nah. He's a pretty cool guy, but if you want to keep your stomach in one piece, don't eat his cooking. Seriously, not even a bite.
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[ And that someone might be him, but also. Is Solomon willing to learn... ]
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[ no one can save them now ]
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[Firm no!!]
But I've been thinking about offering him some lessons myself. How about you control the left hand and I take the right? That way there's no possible way he can ruin the dish.
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[ He's not expecting this to be a serious thing but haha it probably will be, huh. ]
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[No backing out of this one, Yamato. It's gonna get hairy.]
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There.
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...And dabs instead. Gottem.]
It's settled. It might take some wrangling to get that man where we need him, but I'll contact you when it's time to put the plan into motion. Stay strong, Yamato.
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Why do you keep doing that?
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