[And off he goes to grab the glitter and the glue and ohhhhh god there is gonna be glitter everywhere, isn't there. Yep. He will at least start by adding a glittery border, but this is quickly followed by glitter designs around the name and drawn glasses, which is absolutely going to end with us both wearing entirely too much glitter if you don't stop him.]
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[And for a brief moment, it seems like Malice will actually continue to take this somewhat seriously.]
—Like your nametag! Don't think I've forgotten! If you don't get a move-on, I will get the glitter!
[THIS IS A THREAT]
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Yamato lets out an audible sigh and moves to haphazardly grab a green crayon. ]
Fine, fine. What am I doing on this thing?
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[He taps his fingers on the table for a moment and then adds:] An' no half-assin' it! I wanna see some effort! Make it a masterpiece!
[or make it hilarious, he will also accept hilarious.]
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Pick a name, then. At this point, it hardly matters.
[ What will it be, Malice? Yama-san? Nikaido? Yama? Or...surprise choice!? ]
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[...but you probably won't!!]
Let's go with Yama, since it's cute. An' it's what I call you!
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[ He'll go ahead and take the green crayon, then, and write "YAMA" in the center of the nametag.
He'll add a little flourish, even: He draws a pair of glasses on the bottom right hand side of the canvas.
It's still very plain. ]
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[Don't tell him you're done!!!]
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[ He's done, man!!! ]
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I am so gonna get the glitter. C'mon, you need somethin' that looks fun!
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[ No, he didn't, but.
ANYTHING BUT THE GLITTER. ]
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[He has thankfully paused, but he is standing now. The threat of glitter grows ever closer...]
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[ Please...some of his robe is already soiled by one of his other nametags... ]
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[the glasses aren't cutting it, yama!!!!]
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...
................... ]
Five seconds. You have five seconds.
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I'll make 'em count!
[And off he goes to grab the glitter and the glue and ohhhhh god there is gonna be glitter everywhere, isn't there. Yep. He will at least start by adding a glittery border, but this is quickly followed by glitter designs around the name and drawn glasses, which is absolutely going to end with us both wearing entirely too much glitter if you don't stop him.]
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That is so much.
Yamato puts his hand up after the promised five seconds are up. ]
Time.
[ ...................................... ]
1/2
makes eye contact, dumps a little more glitter on the nametag]
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... You've made a total mess.
[ Look at all that glitter everywhere. ]
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[no gods, no masters, only glitter.]
But now your nametag looks fantastic! You're welcome~!
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But he will slowly go ahead and put it on. Thanks. His robes will permanently be Sparkly. ]
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