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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's kinda crazy, honestly? I only had a few humans offer back home, but here? It's like all y'all wanna get bitten.

[This is obviously a joke!!!]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Three? Four? Somethin' like that.

[room threads may change this number, don't worry about it.]

Guess y'all really are willin' to stick your necks out for us, huh?

[PUN DEFINITELY INTENDED.]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL TOO BAD HE'S LAUGHING AT HIS OWN TERRIBLE PUN]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU CHOSE TO BEFRIEND THIS, NOW SUFFER]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, probably 'cause of my upbringin'? Or lack thereof, hah!

[maybe if he'd been raised as a noble vampire things would be different, but alas.......]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure does, doesn't it?

[He's a disaster, news at 10.]
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[personal profile] annihilator 2024-04-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course! I'm glad it worked out for you!

[But with that, Malice gives a jaunty little wave.]

'Til next time, Yama!