[ After Solomon and Akira's Everything, Yamato decides to pay him a visit. He's still in his suit from the dance. He actually decided to go straight here after finishing up at the ball, honestly. ]
Mostly this, I think. I just copied everyone else.
[ Why does he fear Akira leading for some reason... The irony of this is that he really has no right questioning Akira's prowess when he ends up stepping on the guy's foot first (6). ]
[Don't be afraid! Akira's comfortable being in the lead role and very confident he'll be able to seamlessly lead them through this dance, unless—]
Oww.
[...Unless Random Acts Of Yamato happen? Augh, his foot!! Akira tries to correct his balance and fails (6), succeeding only in stepping on Yamato's foot too.]
[...Yeah. The only reasonable thing to do at this point is quit before one of them breaks an ankle. Akira reluctantly lets go of Yamato's hands and steps back,]
[Thank you for trying...? Akira manages with great effort to wobble up onto his knees. He's just in time to see that banana start flashing bright red like a cartoon bomb about to go off.]
I think I'm seeing things.
[He hopes he's seeing things. Alas, I rolled a (1), so the banana peel explodes. Roll to save Yamato's ass I guess.]
[ The cycle of death...stops here! Yamato is spared from the exploding banana (15) because he rolls out just in time. He stares at it for a while, trying to take in what just happened, before he lets out an exasperated sigh. ]
[Oh, thank fuck. Any other banana peels want to come for their lives? Akira's just gonna. Sit here, catch his breath, and wonder what he did to piss the universe off so badly that two attempts were made on his life in one evening.]
I think we're cursed. Definitely cursed. That, or you were trying to shatter my ankles on purpose.
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post-"death"
You in here?
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Hey man. What's up?
[No dab this time. He's not feeling that well. Stepping aside, he motions for Yamato to come on in.]
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Not much. Just wanted to check in on you after that little fiasco at the ball. You were trying to write "Solomon", weren't you?
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All in one piece, as you can see.
[...Wait. He wrote something on the ground? Akira looks at Yamato like :huh:]
Don't remember that part, but I can believe it. If he killed me, I wanted the world to know who the culprit was.
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[ The mystery continues, but man, this is too much for him to handle right now, so. ]
Anyway, do you need anything? I can go fetch some water if you'd like.
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[Keep your emergency ketchup rations close and your enemies closer.]
I do. A dance.
[Can't believe he missed out on all the fun and shenanigans, smh.........]
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[ He doesn't get why one would carry around ketchup, but to each their own. He won't judge!!! Besides -- ]
Oh? Are you asking for one with me, or shall I find you a partner?
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[Try not to get jealous!]
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[ Let him sleep.... ]
I'll have to do, then. You sure you're ready to dance with an amateur?
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[He only recently learned a basic waltz himself. Yamato will be lucky if he makes it out of this with both feet intact.]
You were at the ball, right? You've got to know something about dancing.
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[ He had one or two (or maybe three?) dances, it's all good. Let's do this thing, boss. ]
Doesn't make me an expert, though.
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[Take his hand, little lady, while he guides you through a very basic waltz. So far, so good. A 12 means no one's feet have died... yet.]
What kind of dances were you doing down there?
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[ Why does he fear Akira leading for some reason... The irony of this is that he really has no right questioning Akira's prowess when he ends up stepping on the guy's foot first (6). ]
S-sorry! My bad.
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Oww.
[...Unless Random Acts Of Yamato happen? Augh, his foot!! Akira tries to correct his balance and fails (6), succeeding only in stepping on Yamato's foot too.]
It's. It's all good. We've got this.
[They do not got this.]
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Ha...haha...are you sure about that?
[ AND YET, THEY'RE STILL GOING.... The dance persists. ]
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I'm... pretty sure? No one can be this unlucky.
[Surely not...]
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[ He gets kicked in the ankle and he ends up stepping on Akira's foot again as a result (4). This is bad. This is so bad. ]
Okay, okay, hang on. Let's take a break. This is horrible.
1/???
2/???
done
Ah...
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He moves to try and help Akira up...and he ends up slipping on the same banana peel and also lands flat on his ass (5). ]
Ow.
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I think I'm seeing things.
[He hopes he's seeing things. Alas, I rolled a (1), so the banana peel explodes. Roll to save Yamato's ass I guess.]
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What the hell was that about?
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I think we're cursed. Definitely cursed. That, or you were trying to shatter my ankles on purpose.
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[ Come on, boss! He's your assistant, remember. ]
We're cursed. Do you think someone put a curse on us on purpose?
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